seemzy:

The definition of rich: A Ferrari wrapped in velvet. 

seemzy:

The definition of rich: A Ferrari wrapped in velvet. 

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cheesoisuncool:

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this is the best article title ive ever seen it doesnt just say ‘top 10 plants that can kill you’ it says top 10 plants that WILL kill you these plants are going to fuck you up and theres nothing you can do about it

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mildlyamused:

ironychan:

penandpage:

39cliffsidedrive:

Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.

omg look at these dorks

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raid71:

Out of the ground into the sky

raid71:

Out of the ground into the sky

bagmilk:

earthdad:

Kinda rly like a girl what do I do

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evaded:

If I text you first, you better appreciate that shit because I don’t do it for just anyone.

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ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

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oomshi:

catch me at the age of 80 bloggin bout bingo

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adignifiedking:

laantillana:

that-fit-girl:

Take a look at all the fucks he’s not giving. Unbelievable.

"I’ll wait…"

bruh got that “i make minimum wage, i aint got time for this stupid shit” face lol

adignifiedking:

laantillana:

that-fit-girl:

Take a look at all the fucks he’s not giving. Unbelievable.

"I’ll wait…"

bruh got that “i make minimum wage, i aint got time for this stupid shit” face lol

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kingcheddarxvii:

I’m gonna start putting signatures on all of my posts, deviantart style, and I’d suggest you do the same if you don’t wanna look like a total n00b

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The only way to live… is the way of the ninja. xD

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liveinphoenix:

iwanttoknowyouranatomy:

liveinphoenix:

my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water

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That’s the biggest fucking waist I have ever heard of

r u calling me fat

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hannahrayninja:

Hannah Pixie 
by Hannah Ray - twitter | instagram | blog
please don’t remove source and credits

hannahrayninja:

Hannah Pixie 

by Hannah Ray - twitter | instagram | blog

please don’t remove source and credits

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satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

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